{"id":15053,"date":"2022-02-24T09:42:16","date_gmt":"2022-02-24T09:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/roz.si\/?p=15053"},"modified":"2022-02-24T09:42:51","modified_gmt":"2022-02-24T09:42:51","slug":"fix-me-if-you-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roz.si\/de\/news\/roz\/fix-me-if-you-can\/","title":{"rendered":"FIX ME IF YOU CAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]<b>Eine Sit-down Comedy<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/b>von und mit\u00a0<b>Elisabeth L\u00f6ffler<\/b><\/p>\n<h4>Reparaturanleitung f\u00fcr eine Person<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>mit Behinderung:<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/h4>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Verweigern Sie einen Rollstuhl und fordern Sie sie zum Gehen auf.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>Sollte das nicht zum gew\u00fcnschten Ergebnis f\u00fchren,<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>versuchen Sie es mit<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> Beten, wenn n\u00f6tig auch mit steigender Frequenz und wachsender Intensit\u00e4t.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>Sollte auch das nicht funktionieren,<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> Spannen Sie sie auf Schienen und strecken ihre Beine bis zum passenden Begradigungsma\u00df f\u00fcr den entspannten Spaziergang im Park.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> Im Falle der Wirkungslosigkeit aller Ma\u00dfnahmen unternehmen Sie eine Reise nach Lourdes,<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>eine Kleinstadt im S\u00fcden Frankreichs.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>4.a.<\/strong> Werfen Sie sie in sakrales Wasser und hoffen Sie darauf, dass das spirituelle Nass das Ganze erledigt.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>5.\u00a0<\/strong>Bei Nichteintreten der Heilung<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>versuchen Sie es mit einer Wieder-holung der Prozedur im Folgejahr.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Text und Spiel: Elisabeth L\u00f6ffler<\/li>\n<li>Regie: Frans Poelstra<\/li>\n<li>Dramaturgie: Yosi Wanunu<\/li>\n<li>Assistenz: Lina Michel<\/li>\n<li>Produktion: Kornelia Kilga<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Eine Sit-down Comedy\u00a0von und mit\u00a0Elisabeth L\u00f6ffler Reparaturanleitung f\u00fcr eine Person\u00a0mit Behinderung:\u00a0 1. 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